My Wife Sharo

Who is Sharo

Kirima Sharo is one of the main characters in the serialized manga/anime Gochuumon wa usagi desu ka? or Gochiusa for short. Her appearance is that of a short girl with fluffy blonde hair and turquoise eyes.

She works part-time as a waitress for the cafe Fleur de Lapin, where she wears a very cute uniform based on the french maid outfit, as seen on the picture.

Her birthday is on the 15th of July .

What about Syaro

Due to a quirk in the japanese language, the name シャロ can be transliterated in various different ways (Syaro, Sxarp, or Syrup to name a few). Below you can see several methods for transliterating Sxarp's name from japanese.

Sar

The classic

S***p

Acceptable

S*******

Oh shit, what are you doing?

Show probabilities

Occurence	Probability
Sar	--%
S***p	--%
S*******	--%
Only one	--%
At least one	--%
Only two	--%
At least two	--%
All three	--%

Sxarp Memory Minigame

Below you can play the classic memory game with a deck of sxarp's cards.
If you want to play with the full decks click here [ Syaro | Cocoa | Chino | Rize | Chiya ]
Alternatively, you can play with the full 5 suit deck if you have brain problems [ All ]

Show maths (warning: autism)

Assuming 100% luck, the perfect score would be where n = number of cards. Since you need that many moves to match all cards on your first go.
Assuming no luck, the average score turns to + or . You can think of it like this.
You use moves to find 1 card of each pair, then use moves to match every new card you find with the ones you already know.
I say average because it can go up and down depending on the board state (luck), which I will explain further down.

On the game above with 10 cards you will get an average score of 7.5 moves. Now hold on, I know what you're thinking.
"A move is a move, you can't say it's only a half"
Well, hear me out. On each move you must turn 2 cards, so 0.5 moves would be equivalent to turning around 1 card in a turn.
Going back to the "because it can go up and down". There are 2 moves that can affect your final score.

-0.5: Getting the same card on your second turned card.
+0.5: Getting a known card on your second turned card.

You might think the maths will allow you to finish the game with half a move left, however the final score will always "self correct" to a whole number because moves only finish after turning 2 cards (2 half moves). So when you have to make half a move you're forced to make a full move.
This is what makes the 7.5 average moves on the game above become 8 moves.
After moves or 2.5 moves (3rd move 1st card) on the game above, you are guaranteed to find a known card on the next turned card (or to have seen one already).
If you are lucky, the known card will be the same as the first turned card. If you're not, the card will be another one you've already seen.
Since seeing the same card you just picked up is way less likely, the 7.5 moves will normally turn into 8 moves.

Sxarp lost house

Chris standing up holding his daughter Elva

Scarf lost her house to an unpredictable and unfortunate fire of an unknown source. The police later found a box of matches at the scene, however turned down the evidence as it was unprobable to be the source of the fire. The culprits still remain to be found.

The picture above, censored to protect the victims, shows the despair of Syrup and her friends as they try to claim the house back from the fire, unfortunately in vain.

Click the following link to view the uncensored image: sxarp_lost_house_original.jpg

More on Gochiusa

GochiUsa? More like GochiUzbekistan because I am going to destroy Sharo's tight pussy just like how Genghis Khan pillaged Samarkand. I want to rail her senseless until she screams "TASHKENT-TE, YAMERO", as I Jizzakh deep into her. I want to fuck her until my nuts are drained dry just like the Aral Sea. I bet her snatch has been used and visited by many throughout her life, just like the ancient silk road city of Bukhara whereby many traders pass by. But despite that I still believe that Sharo is still as pure as the Amu Darya River which flows in in the Qaraqalpaqstan region of North-western Uzbekistan, and still as fertile as the Ferghana Valley which is a fertile paradise of an intermountain depression in what is an often dry part of Central Asia in Eastern Uzbekistan. I also don't mind because I love Sharo just like how Uzbeks love their pilaf, so much that they actually made the world's largest serving of pilaf weighing 7.3 tonnes earlier this September during O'zbegim, whereby a total of 50 chefs from across the country used 1,500 kilograms of beef, 400 kilograms of mutton, 2,700 kilograms of carrots, 220 kilograms of onions, 440 liters of cooking oil and 57 kilograms of salt to make the dish. I also want to do a different variant of mating press with Sharo, called “Doubly Landlocked”, whereby I will dominate Sharo’s tiny body on all sides, just like how Uzbekistan is one of the only two doubly landlocked countries in the world. I also want to violate Sharo just like how the Uzbek president Islam Karimov was responsible for severe violation of basic human rights through tortures and executions of prisoners.

Kirara Fantasia

Sxarp has been featured in the prestigious gacha shit game Kirara Fantasia.
Because of that, much art has come of it. Below you can see some of the official art from the game.

Bootleg Cards

While searching for good quality official cards I came across this tool: https://kirafanautodec.github.io/CharaCardCreater/
It had some problems so I ~~stole~~ cloned it and removed watermarks, improved class icons, added save icon to make button more obvious.
My tool can be found here: Chara Card Creator (notice the correct spelling of creator).
Below you can see some of the cards made with the tool by me and anon (You).

¡Daisuke!

Daisuke being sxarp's husband is canon, however I still love slorp very much and I would do anything for her.
Below you can see a clip from the anime where she professes her love for him.